Left: “Have we begun building miles of banana biospheres with human slave labor yet?” Right: “We have, we have, and the tricycle factories are well on their way. We have the designers from BMW working under gunpoint to build the ultimate tricycle machine.” Left: “Gooood….”
Just a normal monkey conversation. In a world where monkeys have jobs and dress up in suits, I’d imagine there’d be a ton of car accidents (monkeys can’t really drive, *shockingly*). So it’s probably just another Monday to them
This reminds me of the scene in spider-man 2 when mary jane says “kiss me” to peter to see if he’s spider-man and then doc ock throws a car through the window
Two impeccably dressed arctic monkeys, **PHIL** and **LOU**, sit in a cozy café. They are the epitome of calm, sipping tea amidst chaos. Outside, a car crash has just occurred, glass shattering, alarms blaring.
**PHIL** *(serene, sipping tea)* *It’s always rush hour in this city.*
**LOU** *(gently placing his cup down)* *Yes, but it’s the perfect time for people watching, don’t you think?*
A cacophony of **SIRENS** grows louder. Phil and Lou glance out the window with mild interest.
**PHIL** *You know, it’s a metaphor for life—chaotic, unpredictable…*
**LOU** *(interrupting with a smile)* ..*.yet here we are, finding peace in the eye of the storm.*
Phil nods, taking another sip. A **WAITER** approaches, stepping over debris. He offers a plate of pastries, unfazed.
**WAITER** *Will it be the usual, gentlemen?*
**PHIL** *(smiling)* *Yes, and add a plate of those delightful lemon tarts.*
**LOU** *Make sure they’re as sweet as usual.*
A **HONK** from outside. They turn, seeing a woman arguing with a man by the wrecked car. Phil and Lou exchange a look.
**PHIL** *Think they need our help?*
**LOU** *No, let them figure it out. It’s important for character development.*
The two chuckle, returning to their serene bubble as the world outside descends into chaos.
Joe Rogan: Have you ever tried DMT?
I think that we order more coffees of what we need
Left: These humans are supposed to be our evolved version?
Right: How barbaric.
https://preview.redd.it/9lpqdmme6i3c1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=244bb858dce8177c5a6ba9185f6c32f8b405592d
“[Oh shit. There goes the planet](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YWRKaELXUsw).”
“Found a parking spot?”
Monkey business
ooh ooh ah ah
Left: “Have we begun building miles of banana biospheres with human slave labor yet?” Right: “We have, we have, and the tricycle factories are well on their way. We have the designers from BMW working under gunpoint to build the ultimate tricycle machine.” Left: “Gooood….”
Left Guy: Human drivers.
Right Guy: That’s racist.
Left Guy: How is that racist? Humans have slower reflexes than we do!
Right Guy: You’re making a generalization about an entire race. That’s racist!
Left Guy: … Why do you have a clock under your chair?
Right Guy: Don’t change the subject!
“Chiquita is down 3 points”
“Why did we elect that monkey in the first place?”
“People said he was bananas, sounded like a good idea”
Chai tea chai means tea is like saying tea tea !
“what’s wrong with these humans” “dunno”
– And thats how i slaughtered a human family.
– Well done, old chap!
Just a normal monkey conversation. In a world where monkeys have jobs and dress up in suits, I’d imagine there’d be a ton of car accidents (monkeys can’t really drive, *shockingly*). So it’s probably just another Monday to them
Monkey 1: If I don’t get some caffeine soon I’m gonna crash. It’s bananas how tired I feel right now!
Monkey 2: No more monkey business, let’s start the meeting!
It’s a metaphor for NFTs (the monkeys) and the collapse of that market (car crash in background). The NFT bros sitting on their asses have no idea.
*“Bro, I’m telling you, NFTs are the future! Forget traditional investments, we’re in the era of decentralized digital assets.”* —ChatGPT
And then I ripped his face and genital off
lol, i hate it when we have to do that
This reminds me of the scene in spider-man 2 when mary jane says “kiss me” to peter to see if he’s spider-man and then doc ock throws a car through the window
monkey 1: my life was a lot simpler when i was in the jungle, why did i move out here?
monkey 2: because you said your brother was throwing his shit at you and that was the last straw.
monkey 1: ah yes, i could still see the worms, my god the worms
Oh cGPT, you never cease to amaze me.
+++++
**INT. QUAINT CAFÉ – DAY**
Two impeccably dressed arctic monkeys, **PHIL** and **LOU**, sit in a cozy café. They are the epitome of calm, sipping tea amidst chaos. Outside, a car crash has just occurred, glass shattering, alarms blaring.
**PHIL** *(serene, sipping tea)* *It’s always rush hour in this city.*
**LOU** *(gently placing his cup down)* *Yes, but it’s the perfect time for people watching, don’t you think?*
A cacophony of **SIRENS** grows louder. Phil and Lou glance out the window with mild interest.
**PHIL** *You know, it’s a metaphor for life—chaotic, unpredictable…*
**LOU** *(interrupting with a smile)* ..*.yet here we are, finding peace in the eye of the storm.*
Phil nods, taking another sip. A **WAITER** approaches, stepping over debris. He offers a plate of pastries, unfazed.
**WAITER** *Will it be the usual, gentlemen?*
**PHIL** *(smiling)* *Yes, and add a plate of those delightful lemon tarts.*
**LOU** *Make sure they’re as sweet as usual.*
A **HONK** from outside. They turn, seeing a woman arguing with a man by the wrecked car. Phil and Lou exchange a look.
**PHIL** *Think they need our help?*
**LOU** *No, let them figure it out. It’s important for character development.*
The two chuckle, returning to their serene bubble as the world outside descends into chaos.
**FADE OUT.**
Fuckin humans
Ikr!
“So… how about those… economics?” “Listen man, I don’t like small talk either. Let’s just get down to monkey business”
So, monkey business’s down in Arlington?